I Drive Myself Crazy!
Do you do that? Like right now... I CAN NOT think of the words to this song that I heard on the radio yesterday. I LOVED the song, but I can't think of the title, words, anything!
So if I loved it so much you would think I would remember something. Right? Artist? Can't remember that either! EITHER!!!!!!!
OR yesterday I stayed home all day (until I went to run errands) and I cleaned some, did laundry... you know... catching up from the weekend. So I worked hard and tried to be good about not wasting time
on the computer and I get up this morning... I had forgotten to put some of the dishes away.. I had forgotten to put some laundry away in Caroline's room... I FORGOT, I FORGOT, I FORGOT!!!!!!!!! It drives me crazy because it felt like I did all of that and then shot myself in the foot.
I have friends that can remember everything. EVERYTHING!! Like they tie strings around all of their fingers, mentally or something, and just remember every stinkin' detail. It's quite impressive to be honest.
They can remember names... WHO remembers names??? NOT me.
They can remember the details of things people say... I remember that I saw the person and that we talked, but the details...well you are asking a little too much of me.
What was your name again?
It seriously drives me crazy.
I forget to turn papers in on time. I forget to call people back. I forget to charge my cell phone. I FORGET MY CELL PHONE. I forget to make doctor's appointments. I forget to put on earrings. I forget to return things. I forget things all the time.
AND... here's the kicker... I am not even 40 yet people!
What's going to happen to me??
Maybe, when I get old, will I forget to wear my Depends?
Maybe I will forget my teeth.
Maybe I will forget where I am going and just live in Wal-mart 'til someone sends out a missing person's alert. Who would send the alert? I don't KNOW!!!!!
OR maybe I will forget to put my clothes on all together!!
I mean at the rate I am going I would not put it past me.
So... will ya'll help me? If you see some toothless, naked woman who peed on herself walking around in Wal-mart will you please take me home? But don't ask me how to get there because I WON'T REMEMBER!!!!!!!