Twenty Things I Will Never Do
I thought Boomama had a pretty fun challenge... to list the 20 things you would never do ...so here goes:
1. I will never be a school mascot. You know with the big sweaty body and bigger than life head? NO, not me.
2. I will never wear a size two ... not because I don't want to.
3. I will never fly an airplane.
4. You will never see me at a strip club. Either as an attendee or a participant. Just making it clear.
5. I will never say, " Hey! Wanna go get a tatoo?" and mean it.
6. I will never be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. I know... it's shocking.
7. You will not see me on TV in the chicken bone section of LMS in the swealtering sun with 5000 other tatooed swealtering fans.
8. I will not eat a tomato sandwich. Not even with salt and pepper. So stop.
9. I will not drive a school bus.
10. You will not hear me say, "You know, I really want to drive a John Deere tractor today."
11. I will not own a lizard. Or any other reptile for that matter.
12. You will not see me wear a rainbow dress. Or a teacher denim jumper.
13. I will not wear a side pony tail.
14. I will not wear crocks. Apparently I am missing something, but I am good with it.
15. I will not go to a David Lee Roth concert. I know... he's touring, but seriously!
16. You will not see me with a mohawk.
17. I will not choose cleaning over lunch with friends.
18. I will never paint my bedroom mauve.
19. I will never have green shag carpet.
20. I will not join acrobat school.
What about you!?
1. I will never be a school mascot. You know with the big sweaty body and bigger than life head? NO, not me.
2. I will never wear a size two ... not because I don't want to.
3. I will never fly an airplane.
4. You will never see me at a strip club. Either as an attendee or a participant. Just making it clear.
5. I will never say, " Hey! Wanna go get a tatoo?" and mean it.
6. I will never be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. I know... it's shocking.
7. You will not see me on TV in the chicken bone section of LMS in the swealtering sun with 5000 other tatooed swealtering fans.
8. I will not eat a tomato sandwich. Not even with salt and pepper. So stop.
9. I will not drive a school bus.
10. You will not hear me say, "You know, I really want to drive a John Deere tractor today."
11. I will not own a lizard. Or any other reptile for that matter.
12. You will not see me wear a rainbow dress. Or a teacher denim jumper.
13. I will not wear a side pony tail.
14. I will not wear crocks. Apparently I am missing something, but I am good with it.
15. I will not go to a David Lee Roth concert. I know... he's touring, but seriously!
16. You will not see me with a mohawk.
17. I will not choose cleaning over lunch with friends.
18. I will never paint my bedroom mauve.
19. I will never have green shag carpet.
20. I will not join acrobat school.
What about you!?
Comments
So, I'm trying to avoid saying NEVER because that might be just where God sends me. You better watch out too - He might call you to witness at a strip club or tatoo parlor! hahahahahaha
Thanks for the laugh!
V
Yea, I can see me at LMS with a big mascot head on over my side pony tail getting a tatoo and listening to David Lee Roth in concert in the infield as I try to tell someone about Jesus.
Do not laugh.
Girl, don't you know He just might be pavin' the way right now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA